Do you see it? Do you see one of the many, many reasons why I believe that Michele Bachmann must be re-elected?

“Pawlenty’s Bachmann-esque statements”

What a wonderful word, Bachmann-esque. It means to make no sense. To be totally wrong. To tell lies that wouldn’t fool a five-year old. To make a statement that might be a sign of clinical insanity.

I believe that if my darling Michele is re-elected it won’t be long before words like Bachmann-esque become accepted terms understood by everybody.

There are many ways people can use Michele’s glorious name to make a point.

Joe Wilson: “I wish to apologtise to the President for my outburst. I was having a Bachmann moment.”

CNN: “At the recent town hall meeting on healthcare a number of Bachmann-eyed protesters disrupted the proceedings.”

Some other definitions

Bachmanned: To accuse someone of something so ridiculous that nobody takes it seriously: “The President was Bachmanned today when the John Birch Society accused him of being a space alien.”

Bachmannite: Somebody who believes any crazy conspiracy they hear. “He believes Bush personally flew the planes into the Twin Towers. He believes the moon landing was filmed on a Hollywood backlot. He believes that under the proposed health plan everyone will be executed at age 55. Boy, what a Bachmannite.”

If you of the 6th District re-elect Michele she will become a household word like cockroach or mildew. Her very name will remind voters of what the Republican Party stands for. I see a glorious future where Americans won’t be able to think of the Republican Party without thinking of Michele Bachmann.

I realize that it will be a huge sacrifice for the 6th District to give up Congressional representation by electing Michele Bachmann, but the benefit to the country at large is worth the loss of political representation in one small part of the country.

If you re-elect Michele I will never use another statement that is sure to catch on in America.

“As dumb as a 6th District voter.”

I’ll know you guys aren’t stupid, you’re making a point. A point that even a half-crazy conservative will get.

Vote Bachmann 2010.